UroClub
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For fucks sake! Don't they have some kind of pill for this too?
Oct 24
Book Burning
Halloween Book Burning
Has NOT Been Cancelled!
Burning Perversions of God's Word
October 31, 2009
7:00 PM - Til
Great Preaching and Singing
Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.
We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.
Bar-B-Que and Book Burning... Yee Haw! Hey if your lucky they may have a good ole North carolina lynching before it's over. Click here to find out what else is gonna be burnin'
Oct 21
Melissa Farris Makes False 911 Call, Then Dies, Police Say
This junkie's husband will probably end up suing the paramedics for his wife being a dumbass.
Oct 19
Brawl Damages Cowboy Travel Plaza
Associated Press - October 18, 2009 8:55 PM ET
ORLANDO, Okla. (AP) - Police say a brawl involving about 30 people left the Cowboy Travel Plaza off Interstate 35 damaged.
Vist newson6.com for the rest of the story
The news sometimes just writes itself around here. I'm at a loss for how 30 people could be hanging out at a place called the "Cowboy Travel Plaza" on I-35 at 3:00am on a Friday night. I've travelled that stretch of road before and you are lucky to see 30 cars much less 30 people at that time of night.
Perhaps a bunch of Drunken Tiger fans couldn't find Stillwater and decided to rough up the next best thing they could find. Or was this whole melee the grade school equivalent of "meet you by the swings after school and I'm gonna kick yer ass." Maybe both sides decided to bring their Posse's along for the fight.
Either way, next time "ya'll gonna throw some drinks around" let me know. What would be more fun than winging an AMP Energy Drink at a life size cutout of Dale Earnhardt's head.
Oct 16
Timing is Everything
One of my sources on the street just sent me this little tidbit from the October issue of a community magazine called the Jenks Express. Now after looking through their website and media guide it is most likely that this ad was bought and paid for at least 2-3 weeks before the uproar surfaced and Coach Allan Trimble was put on suspension. Not sure when printing occurs, but you think they might have thought twice about running it in hindsight?
Oct 13
Don't go away mad, just go away.
via youtube.com
So as some of you may have heard, Miley or Hannah, or what ever the hell she is calling herself this week has quit Twitter. I know file under who gives a crap right? Rather than just go away quietly like Trent Reznor she decided to rap for us. Miley don't quit your day job.
Anyway, last night Miley graced the BOK in Tulsa with her presence. I'm sure it was a fit of preteen madness indeed. The jury is still out on whether or not she brought her pole with her. If you'd like to discuss the concert there appears to be a riveting discussion about her over on 918moms. Feel free to join in on the schizophrenic question. " Just wondered if that makes a difference or your love Hannah no matter what Miley does?"
Oct 12
Regretsy - Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet
via regretsy.com
If you haven't seen this site yet be sure to check it out. Sadly I can imagine this little "gag" number hanging in some redneck's house.
Other gems include (but are certainly not limited to) Catnip Fetus Toy, Obama Toilet Seat Cover, and Corn Poo Soap. Of course no bear collection would be complete without the Texans plush bear complete with Vagina!
